I tell ya, memecoins… memecoins, folks! I get no respect, I mean it! I put my money in one called “Sniffles Inu”—they said it was goin’ to the moon. I didn’t even make it off the couch! I lost so much, even my wallet unfollowed me!
I ask my buddy what it does, he says, “It’s a token of the future!” Yeah? Future of what, homelessness?!
Back in my day, if someone took your money, they wore a mask and carried a gun. Now they do it with a JPEG of a depressed duck in sunglasses and call it “DeFi innovation!” I tell ya, these rugpulls? The only thing gettin’ pulled is my leg!
And the influencers! These guys get paid in 14 zeroes and a dream. They say “HODL!” and by the time I do, they’re already halfway to Tahiti! I’m sittin’ there watchin’ my investment disappear faster than my father on my birthday!
Memecoins got so bad, I bought one called “RespectCoin.” Next day? It disrespected me! Even my portfolio told me to get a job!
I tell ya folks, crypto’s a wild ride. It’s like dating in my 20s—starts off hot, ends with tears and a restraining order. I got into memecoins to get rich. Now I just get laughed at. I’m the only guy who bought “LamboMoon69” and ended up ridin’ the bus!
No respect, I tell ya. No respect at all!
🎤 Introducing: NO RESPECT – The Rodney Memecoin! 🎤
“Even in crypto… we get no respect!”
Tired of coins that take themselves too seriously? So was Rodney. That’s why we created NO RESPECT, the ultimate memecoin tribute to the king of comedy comebacks himself — Rodney Dangerfield.
💸 Why No Respect?
Because in a market full of wannabe coins promising Lambos and moon shots, we’re here to keep it real — and hilarious. Rodney didn’t get respect, but he earned love. And this coin? It’s about community, comedy, and a chance for everyone to have some fun!
